Venomous coffee grounds

The birds were chirping, the clouds were meandering through the sky as the unaware, ordinary mom walked through the cascading shadows from the bright, cheery sun, she made her way to the kitchen. Her family was a-buzz with the new day, excited with the potential of what might lay in store for them. While the children were laughing, the father coaxing the dog to obey his commands, the mom made her way to her morning friend, the coffee maker. Reaching for the unopened can of coffee, she slid the can over to herself to open it for its first time. Before she knew it, a spray of venomous coffee grounds leapt at her from the can! Scrambling their way into her eyes, they made their attack. She was left paralyzed for a moment. Then her mommy training kicked in and calmly she reassured her concerned children she was all right. Once she was in the shower to wash away the attackers, she felt something. It was a jolt, a bolt of lightning coursing through her veins. The attackers had reached their destination and had completed their mission! They had made her into a new creature, a creature of the night and the morning. A super high energy, super caffeinated, all powerful CaffeineMom! With extra strength and vitality she grabbed her broom and swept every room in the house with lightning speed, she then grabbed for a toilet scrubber, within moments, the toilets were scrubbed and the scrubber had lost its bristles from the speed and agility of the CAFFEINEMOM! Soon this ordinary mom was no longer ordinary, no more did she wear her bunny house slippers and sweatpants, no longer was she hiding in the shadows when a car would pull up to the house! The house was clean, the kids were run ragged with activities and the dad always had a full stomach with his favorite meals! Whats next for CAFFEINEMOM? Who's to say what her next adventure may be....we must be patient and wait and watch for....CAFFEINEMOM!!!!!!!!!!