The battle between man and food wages on. The lands are decimated, the people are scattered. An eeriness fills the air with deafening silence. Footsteps echo down a dimly lit hallway, hidden far beneath the earth. Leading into a large room filled with computer screens, the footsteps are drowned out by the clamoring of voices filling the background with noise. "Sir, we have confirmation on the package!" "bravo, bravo, tango, 1, The package is on route." With a lean and a nod, the silent command is given.
What is this package you may ask...its one of total and utter destruction. It will grind its foes to whatever command you give. It will bring a peace and comfort like never seen before. For this weapon of mass destruction is a.....coffee grinder! Watch out coffee beans, you're world is gonna change. No more will I be set within your grip, tightening each day as your bitterness grows and I try desperately to keep you fresh. For I will have the power, I will consent to what kind of coarseness you will be and I shall use my french press with out fear of your dusty grounds slipping through the borders of the mesh screen. Yes, this war wages on but for me, another battle has been won.
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